New Year Resolutions?!
Fast. Really fast. It's been a breeze and 2006 just ran past me, leaving no trace. Not even a scent or odour. It is weird, I am now seated in a LAN shop, racking my brains, attempting to figure something to type on this very first day of 2007 ( Alright I admit, it was already 11 plus at night when I sat down). So what are the promises that I made to myself last year? What were my resolutions then? I don't remember. Seriously, I don't even think I made any then. So, am I going to set any this year? Perhaps. I don't know. Call me a skeptic but I seriously doubt Homo Sapiens' ability in keeping all that resolutions that they had set forth to acheive. With that, I mean the male faculty especially. Short attention span, selective memory and procrastination (that spells failure for New Year Resolutions) just seem to attribute the male species more aptly.
2006 Resolution: I vow not to be more interested in the heavenly cleavages, in comparison to women's can't- possibly- be- smarter- than- me intellect.
2006 June: Ok, I am looking at less of that now. Really but it sure is difficult. I am trying. Maybe I will set this resolution once more next year. Maybe.
2006 Dec: Oh my! I can't take my eyes off the countless 'mounts' off "Curse of the Gong Li's Cleavage!" Fuck it. I LOVE CLEAVAGES!
2007 Resolution: I vow to not vow once more to be less interested in the cleavage than woman's intellect. *Thinking hard about the twin peaks of tender glory*
Sorry guys. But heh, it is true isn't it. We always think 'we can', then it shifts to 'we should be' then gradually it transcends to 'I doubt I can.' With that, I just insulted myself! Haha. It sure takes a man to criticize a man, doesn't it? Oh, with that I just got my 2007 Resolution!
Never to criticize any that has a dangly man meat between their legs.
Let's just hope I can keep to that. Somehow. Ha.